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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Thank God For Mr.( Ms?) Hoover

On Tuesday the Wife and I went to a meeting and came back about three hours later to discover that the St. Bernard had developed diarrhea while we were gone. Do you have any idea what the inside of the house looks and smells like after something like that?

No? Would you consider buying the house then? Yes? No? Maybe not?

All I can say is that I think that J. Edger Hoover has gotten a terrible rap. If it wasn't for his invention the carpet shampooer (was there a better name) all would have been over. Of course perhaps I'm confused.

Oh that Henny Youngman!

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