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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

We Are Just So Needed and So Wanted

I said that I would support our invasion of Iraq if it kept the price of gas below $2.50 a gallon. Well yesterday it was at $2.39, so I feel that I must go on line to vouch safe my approval of our continued occupation of Iraq.

I am however, beginning to think that our continued occupation of Afghanistan is also necessary simply to prove that we are indeed in favor of democracy as practiced in various rural areas of the southern portion of this country (and Chicago).

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