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Thursday, September 10, 2009

I Translate Obama For The Masses

First, we won't kill your grandma, but as a compromise we will allow illegal aliens to die in front of the hospital doors and we will put strong men in front of the doors to prevent them from getting in. Unlike every other country in the enlightened world.

Second, we will force everybody to get really shitty insurance, and we will give lots of money to the very wealthy, while taking it from those who can't afford it.

Third and most important, if we absolutely have to and can't figure out any way at all of getting out of it we will offer a public option that will be so crappy that no one in their right mind will want it.

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