Don't worry, you can trust me. I'm not like the others.

Banned In China

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


Heard in the Court House today:

Client: I should get a better deal. I wouldn't do things if it wasn't for this drug problem. Nobody knows that I've got this drug problem, if they did they'd be more sympathetic to my problems.

Me: Every god damn body in this Court House knows you have a drug problem. Derelicts using the public restrooms know you have a drug problem. It is just that nobody cares.

Client: Your fired.


Cujo359 said...

I suspect finding smart clients is difficult in your line of work...

lawguy said...

yep, and good for both me and the cops who catch them. Job security.