Heard in the Court House today:
Client: I should get a better deal. I wouldn't do things if it wasn't for this drug problem. Nobody knows that I've got this drug problem, if they did they'd be more sympathetic to my problems.
Me: Every god damn body in this Court House knows you have a drug problem. Derelicts using the public restrooms know you have a drug problem. It is just that nobody cares.
Client: Your fired.
2 comments:
I suspect finding smart clients is difficult in your line of work...
yep, and good for both me and the cops who catch them. Job security.
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