More Client Follies

It's always interesting when doing custody matters to have both parents with felony drug records. One on probation and one on parole and finally to have one pregnant.

However, the bestest thing of all is when they decide to inform American about their life through the Maurie Pauvich show. Of course that is a step up from Jerry Springer. Although I have had clients on the Springer show too.

There are some clients that make me want to wash my hands when they leave the office. Those would be the sexual predators.

More later.

stupid client tricks

Well today I've been watching a video provided by the local sheriff's department courtesy of the local K-Mart Super Store. In it my client pushes a cart filled to over flowing with various items around in circles for a time then right out the front door. Some fun.

Once again if she had only painted an orange "Arrest Me" sign on her back she would have called less attention to herself.

More Client Fun

"You know its really probably important that you not get arrested fighting your husband's girl friend in the school parking lot. While the custody case is pending. Just saying."

Clients are I guess necessary

An unbelievably stupid and irritating group of clients today.

On the other hand the guy who was charged with assaulting a police officer because he tased the cop and himself should be entertaining.