Lives In The Balance?

Am I just too cynical?  Why don't I completely believe the United States Government when they say that they killed Bin Laden and then that they buired his body at sea?

Ok, an update, in lower case, but why did they bury him at sea within a couple of hours?  I assume that if he (Osama, not Jackson Browne) doesn't show up on a video going:  "Na, na, na, you missed" in a couple of weeks then he is probably really most assuredly dead.  Still there are the Elvis sighting to consider.  Can we look forward to a movie in about twenty years called The Boys From Lahore?